He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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