I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
you would pick up someone in the library
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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