The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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