Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
i came on her dog
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
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