is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
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studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
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Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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