Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
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I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
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Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
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