I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
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