I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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