Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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