Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
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He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
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what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
ok first of all what the fuck
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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