Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Randomize
