I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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