Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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