Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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