He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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