Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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