I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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