One girl and one boy is just not enough.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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