You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Randomize
