She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
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I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
