he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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