you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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