One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
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Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
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You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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