I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
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I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
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& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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