I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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