Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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