i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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