let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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