I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Why is there bacon in the couch?
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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