you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
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Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
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I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.