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(317): View more from Indiana

Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.

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(317): Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother. http://tfl.nu/z8j5

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(310): View more from California

now i know why i became what i already was.

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(310): now i know why i became what i already was. http://tfl.nu/jcnf

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(540): View more from Virginia

Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations

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(540): Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations http://tfl.nu/sqlo

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park

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(902): I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park http://tfl.nu/d8es

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(678): View more from Georgia

I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.

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(678): I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding. http://tfl.nu/gais

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(303): View more from Colorado

I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.

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(303): I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking. http://tfl.nu/1ezb

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(540): View more from Virginia

It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...

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(540): It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces... http://tfl.nu/y5ts

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy

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(608): He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy http://tfl.nu/uss1

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(817): View more from Texas

I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"

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(817): I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV" http://tfl.nu/rps9

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(404): View more from Georgia

So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.

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(404): So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord. http://tfl.nu/381z

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(631): View more from New York

Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.

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I believe they call that patchouli.

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(631): Whatever she smells like compost and feathers. (508): I believe they call that patchouli. http://tfl.nu/ql5w

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(706): View more from Georgia

i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.

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(706): i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house. http://tfl.nu/5m3i

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I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous

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(412): I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous http://tfl.nu/3tdu

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.

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(781): Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student. http://tfl.nu/i7ug

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(256): View more from Alabama

I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.

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(256): I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream. http://tfl.nu/m15e

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