I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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