Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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