I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
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It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
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Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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