I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
That accounts for only three of the penises
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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