K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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