There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
No subtext here. People are naked.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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