I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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