i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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