Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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