My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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