Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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