Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?