Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
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i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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