Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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