According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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