i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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