Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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