He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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