If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
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Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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