how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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