nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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