She announced her abortion via fbk
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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