Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
You made out with two different species that night
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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