Well douche your snatch and let's go!
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
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no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
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I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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