Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
you didnt know i had herpes?
my shit smells like andre
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Randomize
