like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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