Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
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