question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
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